
Sorry I've been neglecting the blog. I've done a lot of crazy stuff in a very short time period and have been a little intimidated to begin writing everything. There's just so much! I also just finished my last submission for my witchcraft class. Now all I have left is a field trip to the Scottish Parliament for my International Relations course, then I'm done done done. By the way, just got back my first paper from that class. I got a 1C, which roughly translates to an A in the States. I was pretty stoked, especially when I found out this genius guy in my flat who wrote publishable material for one of his papers got the same score. Apparently Scottish teachers are really hard graders, too. I'm pretty proud of myself.
Now going back in time, I'll begin with telling y'all of my

trip to Doune Castle. If you know your Monty Python, you'll recognize this as the place the obnoxious french scene in Quest for the Holy Grail was filmed. I sat in the place where "I fart in your general direction!" was said. You can't get much classier than that, folks.
But seriously, the castle was beautiful. It is probably one of the best preserved medieval castles in the United Kingdom, and even some of the old furniture and

chandaliers are there. I went with my Canadian friend Kelly and though we were there for hours we didn't even get to explore the whole place. What looks like one room has tucked away passages leading to three more, and the spiral staircase is creepy as hell. I've climbed so many old spiral staircases on this trip. The one in Wallace Monument is a real monster. You get done climbing it and still want to walk in a circle.
After Doune came the Amsterdam trip. I've told some of you about it already, but for those who haven't heard I will write all the details here:
I'll begin with the end. The return trip from Amsterdam was

probably the most stressful trip I've ever made. I was there with my friend Rachel, and we had to catch a plane to Scotland at 8:40 that morning. For some reason we thought it was logical to wake up at 6:30 am. Needless to say we were rushed. At the train station we both got really confused by the front desk people and almost took a train to Paris instead of the airport. By the time we finally got there our plane was already boarding. Luckily the airport staff let us cut the lines or we'd never have made it.
My experiences while in Amsterdam were a lot better than those getting out of it. I felt like I was in a parallel universe much of the time. I mean, you can walk into a coffeeshop and order off a menu of weed. Then you can sit there surrounded by perfectly respectable people and smoke it, while cops ride by on their bikes completely unconcerned. It was also bizarre to visit a country where my family comes from. I'd see little bits of myself in passing strangers. I saw my facial features, hair, and body type so many times it was mindblowing.

The modes of transportation are also interesting. The roads themselves are there mostly for bicyclists. Occasionally a car or motercycle comes through, but during rush hour they're packed with people on bikes. I've never seen a bike traffic jam until now.
The people were all really kind to me while I was there. I'd heard folk in the Netherlands weren't too keen on Americans, and were kind of stand-offish. Maybe they're like that it other parts of the country, but I didn't experience anything bad at all. In fact, my credit card wasn't working because I didn't tell my bank I was going to the Netherlands, but if I had a hard time finding money to pay for something people would just give me stuff for free. A manager at a little grocery gave me some pastries and when I went to pay him back after I'd gotten my card to work he said I didn't need to. He was just happy I'd made the effort to reinburse him.
I ended up spending most of that trip just walking around the city and shopping. Yes, I did end

up walking past the red light district a couple times. That city was completely surreal. Real, working prostitutes! I couldn't believe it. You're just walking down an ordinary street like any other, when you start passing buildings with red lights in the windows. In each open window there's a girl standing there looking out. They don't dance or anything. They just stand or sit, giving passing guys smoldering looks. I think one of the strangest experiences of my life was when I made eye contact with them. You can tell they have a lot of pride, and their eyes glitter at you as if they're daring you to judge them. They can also be really sweet, though. One girl gave me a friendly little smile as I passed. They're just cute, ordinary girls in a really bizarre line of work. I wanted to get pictures of them but was warned

beforehand it would offend them. Therefore I only took a couple from a distance and without my flash on. This means they are pretty shitty, but I'll put them up anyway.
The Sunday after I returned to Scotland I ended up walking to the Highland Games in Bridge of Allan. They were held in the back field of a dairy farm. (So I accidentally just typed fairy instead of dairy and cracked myself up...) That was another neat experience. It was muddy and I wasn't dressed for that, but I had a great time playing with people's dogs and getting hugged by old men in kilts. I've never seen so many kilts before in one place. Here in Scotland it's not unusal to be walking to the grocery store and see a kilt or two on your way. Here there were hundreds of all different clans. Tons of bagpipes, too. It was a really great experience; I'm glad I was able to take part and get some decent photos out of it, too.

This one's for you, Andrew!




top left, flying kilts!